iStock Illustrations...It's Creamy

It's the ice cream eating antelope that is now available on iStock.

Have a horrific Halloween!

iStock Illustrations...It's Stewing!

The Stew is available on iStock for download.

Have a thick and thin Thursday!

iStock Illustrations...Meeting Time

This illustration is up on the iStock site.

I promise that I'm not pulling your leg.

Have a rooty tooty Tuesday!

Moleskine Madness...Chem Lab!

Unfortunately, this chemist did not create the powerfully addictive and illegal drug that he wanted when he added the phosphate to the mixture. 

What he did create, was a new and conscious life entirely in a gaseous form, which has the uncanny ability to outperform the Dow Jones average with its stock picks.

 It also makes a great toilet bowl cleaner.

Have a miraculous Monday!

Moleskine Madness...All Creatures!

Small crustaceans thrive in a thimble full of water. Microscopic life is in every corner. The microscope is an incredible device. From the low tech combination of optics and mechanics to the SEM that reveals incredible detail, these tools introduce us to new areas of thinking and research.

Have a great and small Sunday!

Moleskine Madness...Stringing Along!

No doubt that the yo-yo is my favorite childhood toy. 

It took some skill to master but, you didn't have to be an amazing athlete to master it. 

It reminds me of those slow summer days that seemed to go on forever when second grade ended and waiting for third grade to begin. 

Days of Kool Aid pops and barbecued hotdogs on a balmy evening.

Have a sweet stringy Saturday!

IStock Illustrations...Pig Parts

The Snout Sandwich illustration is available on iStock today!

It is the illustration to have in your collection if you are a celebrity chef. Or so I am told.

Have a funky Friday!

Moleskine Madness...Wonder Wizard!

Wizards come in many forms. 

Sometimes they have a singular vision and teach that pork products are to be eyed as sacred and spectacular.

Have a theater of the absurd Thursday!

Moleskine Madness...Pet Sounds

What does Hammy daydream about? 

Sunflower seeds? Fresh clean bedding? 

Or possibly, escape from that stinky urine soaked cage and successfully leading a revolt against her human oppressors. It's your guess. 

Just keep the volume of 'Das Kapital' away from the hamster wheel to be safe.

Have a wheeling Wednesday!

Moleskine Madness...Strange New Life

Are out there waiting to be discovered. 

Whether they are self-conscious or not is another subject. 

Have a thoughtful Tuesday!

iStock Illustrations...Stew It!

The Stew is available now on iStock!

Enjoy the tasteful aroma of the the beverage.

Have a magnificent Monday!

Moleskine Madness...Fear of Flying

Is a non-issue when this fellow is your pilot. I'm really curious why he needs the pointer or baton thingy. Perhaps he is also the leader of the band that provides the in flight entertainment.

Have a blue sky Sunday!

Moleskine Madness...Money Talks!

What the currency says is really up to your own imagination. I'm watching that debt ceiling just to be sure that it's not anything extremely rude or sarcastic.

Make some cents this Saturday!

Moleskine Madness...Duck Pawned!

Ducks are quackers for pawn shops. They delight in finding trinkets of immense value amongst the various worthless items that litter such venues.

Have a fabulous Friday!

iStock Illustrations...Fishy Business!

The 'Fish Finagling' illustration is available on iStock.

Have a scaly Thursday!

Moleskine Madness...The Parade!

As the old saying goes, 'If you're being run out of town, turn around and act like you are leading a parade!'. I think it was Harry Truman that said this but, I suspect it was Orson Welles.

Have a winning Wednesday!

Moleskine Madness...Raisin d'être!

Always let the raisin be your guide to the actions of the day.

 A dried up old grape knows what's right and wrong most of the time. 

Have a tart Tuesday!

Moleskine Madness...Follow the Stars!

Whether they are the dancing variety or the the ones that are immortalized on Hollywood Boulevard, or even those of your creation, follow the stars. I prefer to look up into the night sky and watch the ancient light show occasionally myself.

Have a massively luminous sphere of plasma Monday!

Moleskine Madness...Chicken Corn

Chickens are easily amused by magazines filled with produce ads. I have this on good authority. 

Have a succotash Sunday!

Moleskine Madness...Meet and Greet!

Or is that meet and eat? It could go either way depending on the mood.

Have a swinging Saturday!

iStock Illustrations...The Brew!

The Brew is available on iStock today!

Have a sweet Friday!

Moleskine Madness...Bunny Eats

Brains! Also other assorted body parts when they are infected with the zombie virus. 

Have a thumping Thursday!

Moleskine Madness...Smoked Duck

The duck that hangs out with Cat 5 is not very politically correct. He is also not responsible for the government shutdown. 

Have a wispy bit of a Wednesday!

Moleskine Madness...Hamster Dance

It's a dancing pet rodent that gives his best today for everyone's amusement.

Have a twerky Tuesday!

Moleskine Madness...Fish Finagling

Fish wrestling is a favorite sport in some cultures.

Enjoy this main event Monday!

Moleskine Madness...Sunshine Sunday!

It's time to enjoy the sunshine on the extremely warm day.

It feels like it's going to be a scorcher.

Have a sunny Sunday!

Moleskine Madness...Meet and Greet

Those corporate type mixers can often lead to some cultural misunderstanding. Culminating in a very awkward moment.

Have a savvy Saturday!

Moleskine Madness...Vacuum Packed

I'm never quite sure what is being pulled into the vacuum when it makes that clicking sound. I'm surmising that the dust gremlins are trying to escape.

Have a furry Friday!

Moleskine Madness...Tail Light

Free wirelessly accessed electricity is coming to our futures. This is my prophetic vision.

Have fully charged Thursday!

Moleskine Madness...Rabbit Physics

The rabbits are learning the rudiments of theoretical physics in an alternate universe that is parallel to ours. Soon they will be the masters of trans-dimensional travel. What's up post-docs?

Have a woolly Wednesday

Moleskine Madness...Take Me To the Pilot

My strange cartoon show about two raccoons that live by a lagoon on the moon. They're very clever raccoons that are always using science to construct solutions to ridiculous Rube Goldberg type problems that usually end in finding the most appealing garbage bin to raid. Just an idea.

Have a tasty Tuesday!