Uncle Gon, pronounced like John, was a farmer in the mid-west.
He was quite successful and his crop of soybeans was the pride of the town.
Then one cloudy day, Gon was out in the fields tending his beans, when he was suddenly struck by a bolt of lightning!
Afterwards, Uncle Gon wasn't really the same. He dressed in an eclectic fashion, began eating sushi, writing dark romantic poetry, and memorized the complete Elton John songbook which he annually recites in the manner of William Shatner at the family Thanksgiving dinner.
No one blinks an eye though, because Uncle Gon sold the farm to a Japanese conglomerate for millions of dollars.
Everyone loves Uncle Gon.
Have a freethinking Friday!
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